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(This happened last night.)

Kuya: Boys, goodnight. (scary tone)

Ryan: Kuya, i love you but that’s a scary goodnight…

Kuya: Goodnight Ryan. (sweet voice)

Ryan and boys: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

after a few minutes…

Kuya: ….sweet dreams…. sleep tight…

Kuya: Ryan don’t let the bed bugs…

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Counting..

Ryan: five.. six.. seven..

Ann: in tagalog

Ryan: apat

hms: walo..

Ryan: sampu..

hms: siyam..

Ryan: better in english nine.. sampu.. sampu isa (11).. sampu dalawa.. (12)

………..

Ryan: tatlo isa (31), tatlo dalawa (32)…..

Ryvan.

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Ivan: Ryan, our loveteam name is ryvan.

Ryan: Ryvan. uki.

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Ann: *washing the rice*
Ryan: why are you washing it? You don’t need to wash it Ann!
Ann: we should wash it! You don’t know? Haha
Ryan: we don’t need to wash it… Lily
Ann: let’s ask the HMs. You wanna bet? Haha.
……
Ann: di ba we should wash the rice before cooking it?
HMs: of course! 3 times :)
Ryan: *amazed*
Ann: oh db? I told you so! Haha
Ann started washing the rice.
Ryan: can i try?…. Wow!

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RYAN BANG IS LEADY!

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BRET: RYAN, ARE YOU READY FOR THE BIG GOAL CONCERT?
RYAN: I`M LEADY. [READY]
BRET: ARE YOU READY?
RYAN: I`M LEADY.
BRET: ARE YOU READY?
RYAN: *SHOUT* I`M LEADY.
BRET: *SHOUT* ARE YOU READY?
RYAN: *SHOUT* I SAID I`M LEADY!

(Submitted by happysexychick)

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Housemate: It's cold.
Housemate: It's hot.
Housemate: It's hot? No it's cold.
Ryan: Look at my body
Housemate: It's hot!

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Ryan: I will buy CHILE.

Ann: How will you buy it?

Ryan: I open my wallet.

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I use this [femine wash] everyday! How come Kuya didn’t tell me! SHIT. This is really embarrassing. I thought it’s a body wash! But it feels good on the body. You try!
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